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I ordered a chicken and...

Thursday, 24th November, 2022

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross...

Sunday, 20th November, 2022

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts.

What do you do when...

Friday, 18th November, 2022

What do you do when your bunny gets wet? You get your hare dryer.

Why do choirs keep buckets...

Wednesday, 9th November, 2022

Why do choirs keep buckets handy? So they can carry their tune

Did you hear about the...

Sunday, 6th November, 2022

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's ok, he woke up.

It's difficult to say what...

Sunday, 6th November, 2022

It's difficult to say what my wife does, she sells sea shells by the sea shore.