Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store.

What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!

What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.