Geology rocks, but Geography is where it's at!

Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?
Patient: Good news please.
Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition.

Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store.

What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.