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Geology rocks, but Geography is...

Friday, 23rd September, 2022

Geology rocks, but Geography is where it's at!

Doctor: Do you want to...

Wednesday, 14th September, 2022

Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?
Patient: Good news please.
Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.

Yesterday a clown held a...

Sunday, 11th September, 2022

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.

What do you call a...

Friday, 9th September, 2022

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition.

Where did Captain Hook get...

Thursday, 11th August, 2022

Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store.

What kind of music do...

Wednesday, 10th August, 2022

What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.