A burger walks into a bar.

Burger: "I'd like a pint of Guinness please"

Bartender: "Sorry, we don't serve food here"

One evening at the local bar.

Friend: "This next round's on me fellas!"

Dad: "I'd prefer mine in a glass if it's all the same"

A pirate walks into a bar with his ship's helm sticking out the front of his pants.

Bartender: "What's with the steering wheel?"

Pirate: "Yaaargh, I know right? It's driving me nuts"

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel stuck to his forehead.

Bartender: "What's with the paper towel?"

Pirate: "Yaaargh, I've got a bounty on me head"