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Funny Dad Jokes

Some of the straight up funniest dad jokes we've found on our travels.

Where did Captain Hook get...

Thursday, 11th August, 2022

Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store.

What kind of music do...

Wednesday, 10th August, 2022

What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.

Today, my son asked "Can...

Monday, 8th August, 2022

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

How many apples grow on...

Saturday, 6th August, 2022

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!

Why did the man put...

Saturday, 30th July, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!

What's blue and not very...

Sunday, 24th July, 2022

What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.

A man walked in to...

Saturday, 16th July, 2022

A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”

How much does a hipster...

Monday, 11th July, 2022

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.