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Pirate Dad Jokes

This be where all the mighty pirate jokes be hiding. Yaaaaargh.

Driving me nuts

Monday, 26th November, 2018

A pirate walks into a bar with his ship's helm sticking out the front of his pants.

Bartender: "What's with the steering wheel?"

Pirate: "Yaaargh, I know right? It's driving me nuts"

A pirate's bounty

Monday, 26th November, 2018

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel stuck to his forehead.

Bartender: "What's with the paper towel?"

Pirate: "Yaaargh, I've got a bounty on me head"